I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse. The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer. After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles. If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.