I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
