I need to stop living by the words “life is short.… Commentary:"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive. It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.