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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.&#8…

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.…

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"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, advice, bank, financial, financial humor, humor, i, joke, life, life advice, life motto, living, money, motto, need, short, spending, stop, words on May 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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