I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away. Commentary:"Who needs a 'Beware of Dog' sign when you can have a 'Beware of Empty Wallet' sign instead? ๐ธ๐ซ๐ #MoneyMatters" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture. I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
