I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Commentary:
“Who needs a ‘Beware of Dog’ sign when you can have a ‘Beware of Empty Wallet’ sign instead? 💸🚫😂 #MoneyMatters”

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