Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.