Iā€™d pretend to care about football for you.

Iā€™d pretend to care about football for you.
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"Sure, I'd totally watch football with you… for the snacks šŸŸ and the occasional 'touchdown' dance šŸ’ƒšŸˆ Who am I kidding, let's just order pizza and call it a day! šŸ•šŸ˜„"

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