Commentary:
"Sure, I'd totally watch football with you… for the snacks 
and the occasional 'touchdown' dance 
Who am I kidding, let's just order pizza and call it a day! 
"
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- Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
- When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.
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