I’d pretend to care about football for you. Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sure, I'd totally watch football with you… for the snacks 🍟 and the occasional 'touchdown' dance 💃🏈 Who am I kidding, let's just order pizza and call it a day! 🍕😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.
