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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Iโ€™d pretend to care about football for you.

Iโ€™d pretend to care about football for you.

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