If we’re walking together, just know I’ll defini…

If we're walking together, just know I'll definitely bump into you because I can't walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 “If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let’s keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️”

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