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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)