If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day. Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it. Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings. Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?