If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, Iβd get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🍝🍫 "Forget the Chocolate River, I want a Marinara River ride at Wonka's spaghetti factory! Talk about getting saucy in style 💃🏻. Just watch out for those meatball rapids! 🌊😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it. Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings. Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings? Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.