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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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The void screams into me.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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