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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.