I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When coffee acts like a bear tased with sleep darts… 🐻☕️💤 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again. To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels. The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
