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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.