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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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This sex could have been an email.

Freshly posted on X:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Humorous quote about nostalgic fears of environmental disaster with a witty, playful tone.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

11 shares on Facebook this month:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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