Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.