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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.