Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like even the Son of God isn't exempt from budget constraints! 💸🎂 Maybe Jesus prefers a potluck party with loaves and fishes? 🐟🍞" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job. Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.