Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday. Commentary:"Looks like even the Son of God isn't exempt from budget constraints! πΈπ Maybe Jesus prefers a potluck party with loaves and fishes? ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger. Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
