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Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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Making waves on Discord:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Making waves on Slack:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Spotted on WeChat:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Just shared via Messenger:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Humorous quote about life's challenges, highlighting the universe's playful tests with CAPTCHA.
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"Feeling all smart and genius? 🤓 Universe: 'Hold my cosmic coffee, let me hit you with a CAPTCHA!' 🌌🤖 #HumblePieComingUp"

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

24 shares on Discord this month:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

10 shares on Discord this month:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Spotted on Threads:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Shared recently on Slack:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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