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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Before I die, Iโ€™m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say โ€œthanks for comingโ€ and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Donโ€™t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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After an hour on this team meeting Iโ€™m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict thatโ€™s the last Iโ€™ll ever see of that.

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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Potatoes: the root of all joy and the spudtacular cure for sadness! ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜‚



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