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Relatable! Dating or just a one-person comedy show starring me? 🎭😂
Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?
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Trying to give up junk food is like trying to break up with the love of your life 🍔🍕💔😅
Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.
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Looks like the demon convention just let out early! 😈🎉
I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.
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Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂
Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.
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When your kids have better social skills but questionable taste in friends 😅🤦♂️👶
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.
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Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗
All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.
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Overthinking is my cardio, and I'm still out of shape 🧠🏋️♂️🤷♀️