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That moment when I'm both the bank and the broke customer 😅💸🤔
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.
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When you realize your job has more plot twists than an actual escape room 😂🔍💼
Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?
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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.
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Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! 🥞😴☕
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.
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That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅
It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.
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As long as it doesn't come with a 90s soundtrack, I'm in! 🎶😅🙌
Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.
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Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance