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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩👧✋
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
Being awake is the worst.
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When my alarm clock rings, my bed instantly becomes a magnet and I'm the metal! 😴🧲😂
Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”
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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.
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Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.
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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
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Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.
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World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰
I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.
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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋