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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Tomorrow isnโ€™t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Itโ€™s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Emotions? No thanks. Iโ€™m trying to cut down.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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I canโ€™t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! ๐Ÿก Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HomebodiesUnite"



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One day youโ€™re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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You think youโ€™re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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On one hand, itโ€™s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, itโ€™s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Iโ€™m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how youโ€™ll look wearing a new shirt after youโ€™ve been decapitated.