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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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2 months ago

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25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

32 shares on X this month:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

66 shares on Slack this month:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I need a day off from myself.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Making waves on X:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Trending via Slack:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Going viral on WeChat:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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