People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning. Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either. Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms. If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.