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Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

91 shares on X this month:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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