So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?