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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Commentary:
"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, cats, dinner, humor, loneliness, me, neighborhood, relationship, single on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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