So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
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"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"

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