So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner. Commentary:"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats. My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.