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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was dropped as an adult.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Going viral on Messenger:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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76 shares on Messenger this month:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

32 shares on Slack this month:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Going bananas on Instagram:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Going viral on WeChat:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Spotted on Reddit:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Just shared via Instagram:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Just shared via YouTube:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Just shared via YouTube:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Making waves on Threads:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Just landed via Telegram:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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