The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.