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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Men be like, โ€œThatโ€™s my dream girl,โ€ then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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Apparently, โ€œspiteโ€ is not an appropriate answer to โ€œWhat motivates you?โ€

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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People text โ€œHappy New Yearโ€ and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Going viral on Discord:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Making waves on Telegram:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My keys fell in the snow, and now theyโ€™re gone forever โ€” time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Just landed via Telegram:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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If youโ€™re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or Iโ€™m out.

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has shared:

My love language is deader than Latin.

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I feel bad for those that donโ€™t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out Iโ€™m not even remotely funny.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Job applications be like โ€œhow did you hear about us?โ€. Bro why, was it a secret?

Just shared via Threads:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Spotted on TikTok:

Teens are like, โ€œMy homework isnโ€™t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.โ€

Breaking via YouTube:

When animals lead you to a place, itโ€™s so cuteโ€ฆ like, yes, Iโ€™m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Live now on Reddit:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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