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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Is this art or trash?

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.