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“There are no words in the English language that have all t…

“There are no words in the English language that have all t…

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Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alphabetical, alphabetical order, English, English language, facetious, humor, joke, language, language joke, order, said, vowel, vowels, wordplay, words on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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