We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.