“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.