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  • Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
  • I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
  • Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.
  • I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
  • The government even made aliens boring.
  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.