“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

"We told you to stop at 2012!" - The Mayans

Commentary:
Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, “Seriously guys, don’t go beyond 2012 – we’ve got things planned after that!” 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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