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Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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72 shares on Threads this month:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

74 shares on Discord this month:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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