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Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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