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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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She is both the storm and the shelter.