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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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2 months ago

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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4 months ago

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78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

89 shares on Threads this month:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Just shared via Discord:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Going viral on TikTok:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Making waves on Reddit:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Spotted on Instagram:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Spotted on Telegram:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Spotted on YouTube:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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