Women are so hot, I wish they were good people. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Women are like spicy peppers 🌶️ – hot and bold, but sometimes they bring tears to your eyes! 😂 #Can'tHaveItAll" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. Men need women, women need men. The end.