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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Trending via Reddit:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Spotted on Slack:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Just shared via TikTok:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Breaking via TikTok:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Spotted on Telegram:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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