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Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Making waves on Threads:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Going viral on Slack:

Blink if you want me!

Just shared via X:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Trending via Snapchat:

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

Spotted on YouTube:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Going viral on Slack:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

4 days ago

Funny quote about enjoying writing and googling random facts with a playful vibe.

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Commentary:
Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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72 shares on YouTube this month:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

54 shares on Threads this month:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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Shared recently on Discord:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Seen just now on Discord:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Live now on Threads:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Breaking via Threads:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Trending via Threads:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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