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Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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