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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Just landed via WeChat:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Just landed via Telegram:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Making waves on YouTube:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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