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Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Going viral on Discord:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Just landed via Reddit:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Just shared via Pinterest:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Breaking via YouTube:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Making waves on Discord:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Going viral on Threads:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Trending via Messenger:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

4 months ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Spotted on WeChat:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Spotted on X:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Going viral on Telegram:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Broadcasted on X:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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