You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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They expect me to work at work.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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I am thick and tired.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.