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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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2 months ago

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Friends with consequences.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Going bananas on Slack:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Just landed via TikTok:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Seen just now on Threads:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Breaking via Facebook:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Making waves on WeChat:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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