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Home Funny Quotes Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Commentary:
"Your secret is safe with me and my sister… Keepers of the vault of secrets, sworn to silence like two stealthy ninjas 🤫👯‍♀️. Just remember, if you ever cross us, we'll unleash the power of sibling telepathy and spill the tea faster than you can say 'siblings rule'! 😂🕵️‍♀️ #SiblingSquadGoals"

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