Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.