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"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Double chins are better than double faces.

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Friends with consequences.

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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