A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.