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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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