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  • Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.
  • “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.
  • I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
  • Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.
  • I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.
  • Who called it girl math and not galgebra?