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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.