An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Commentary:
โ€œIntroducing the โ€˜Anxi-vent Calendarโ€™ โ€“ because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿšช Stay calm and carry onโ€ฆ opening those doors! ๐Ÿ˜…โ€

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    Commentary:
    Oh, the struggles of retirement โ€“ battling the eternal pajama confusion! ๐Ÿ›Œ๐ŸŒž Letโ€™s hope you donโ€™t accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

  • Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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    โ€œGroup chats: where one minute youโ€™re peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like itโ€™s auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ฅ Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. ๐Ÿ˜… #GroupChatChaosโ€

  • Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep youโ€™ll get if youโ€™re able to โ€˜fall asleep right now.โ€™

    Commentary:
    โ€œWho needs a calculator when you have insomnia? ๐Ÿ’คโž—๐Ÿ’ญ You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ #SleeplessStrugglesโ€

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  • Fries, not lies.

    Commentary:
    โ€œRemember folks: Fries ๐ŸŸ are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜‹โ€

  • Donโ€™t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly thatโ€™s where Iโ€™m the weakest.

    Commentary:
    โ€œWho needs intuition when you can have a full stomach of snacks instead? ๐ŸŸ Trusting your gut might lead to some tasty decisions, but letโ€™s keep it focused on the snacks, not life choices! ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€