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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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My favorite color is money.