As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Commentary:
“Move over thunderstorms, this dad’s sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals”

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