Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being. Commentary:"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝" Related Funny Posts 🤝 We go together like coffee and cigarettes. Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool. “I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.” Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
