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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.