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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.