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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!