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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.