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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?