Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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“Remember, it’s all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂”

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