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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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18 shares on WeChat this month:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Making waves on X:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Just landed via Messenger:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Just shared via Pinterest:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Trending via Reddit:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Spotted on Messenger:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Going viral on Telegram:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Trending via Slack:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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