Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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