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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.