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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Trending via Discord:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Seen just now on Threads:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Trending via Facebook:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Just shared via X:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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23 shares on Reddit this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

34 shares on Messenger this month:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

98 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Going viral on Telegram:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Making waves on Instagram:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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