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- I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
- A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, āit shouldāve been youā
- Date night idea: fight another couple.
- When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
- There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
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"Me: *sweats nervously* šš Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? š #BookwormProblems"
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- Iāve been locked out of Tinder because of āunusual activityā. I mustāve got a match.
- Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
- Itās awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know youāre eating his popcorn.
- At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.
- It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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