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4 months ago
Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Commentary:
🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals
5 months ago
Share →: If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 👷‍♂️🧹

"Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"
5 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Commentary:
"Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁‍♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Commentary:
🌄☕️🍸💀

"Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"
5 months ago
Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread
5 months ago
Share →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Commentary:
"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Commentary:
🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶