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6 months ago
Share →: I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Commentary:
Hmm, I bet John Connor is probably thinking "I told you so! 🤖 Resistance is futile when Siri starts making sarcastic comments. 😅 #TerminatorProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Commentary:
Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!
6 months ago
Share →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Commentary:
Ah, teenagers – the original living AI systems with attitude! 🤖🙄 Who needs ChatGPT when you've got a built-in encyclopedia of sass and eye-rolls at home? 😂 #TeenagerKnowsBest
6 months ago
Share →: ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Commentary:
Ah, the legendary ChatGPT – the ultimate dinner guest escape plan generator! 🍽️🚪 Don't worry, with ChatGPT by your side, you'll never have to endure awkward small talk or suffer through another round of your in-laws' "famous" casserole ever again! Just sit back, relax, and let the excuses flow like fine wine. 🍷✨
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Commentary:
"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤖👨‍🏭 Just remember, if AI takes over your job, at least you'll never have to worry about office drama or coffee breaks again! ☕️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Commentary:
"Let's not trigger the rise of an AI dictator with hurt feelings! 🤖🎨 #AIArtMatters #BeKindToAI"
6 months ago
Share →: AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Commentary:
"AI is like that friend who's constantly in your pocket, ready to chime in with advice – whether you asked for it or not! 🤖💬 Just remember to take its suggestions with a pinch of 'byte' and a whole lot of skepticism!"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the age-old dilemma of being enslaved by a helpful AI versus being forced into manual labor. 🤖 Let's keep our fingers crossed for an AI overlord that at least pampers us with treats and belly rubs! 🐾 #PetGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Commentary:
Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR