67 Funny another quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

  Commentary:
  🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of reaching your 40s – it's like unwrapping a gift and finding an extra chin waiting for you! 🎁🤨 Who needs surprises in life when you can have a chin-credible reveal instead? 😂 #AgingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 40s – where gravity becomes quite the comedian, giving out free chins like Oprah! 🤪 Double the chin, double the fun! #ChinUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

  Commentary:
  "🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"

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