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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Jan 2, 2026

3,666

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Spotted on Instagram:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Seen just now on Threads:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Funny awful quotes

Funny awful quotes are the perfect blend of cringe and comedy 🤦‍♂️😂! They make you laugh, wince, and wonder how someone actually said that 🤔💬. Whether delightfully disastrous or brilliantly bad, these gems turn awkward moments into hilarious memories 🎉🤣. Ready to embrace the wonderfully weird world of words gone wrong? Let’s dive in and enjoy the awkwardness! 😜📚

New funny awful quotes 👇

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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2 months ago

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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2 months ago

awareness, awful, bad, bad time, current, current events, even, events, frustration, going, humor, irony, sarcasm, time, world
Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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2 months ago

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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2 months ago

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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2 months ago

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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2 months ago

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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2 months ago

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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5 months ago

awful, childbirth, family, family planning, humor, lot, market, parenting, planning, pregnancy, satire, seems, work

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Messenger this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

54 shares on Threads this month:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,648

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Trending via Instagram:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Just landed via X:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Going viral on Slack:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Trending via Messenger:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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