Funny awful quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

  Commentary:
  "Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those 3K+ people need to find their moral compass 🧭 because lying about a recipe is truly a culinary crime! 🤥🍳 Hope they whip up a better batch of honesty next time! 😉👩‍🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said walking is the key to looking good clearly hasn't seen a zombie fashion show 🧟‍♂️🚶‍♀️. Maybe the secret to fitness is in dancing like a thriller instead! 💃😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is awful in their own special way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of human uniqueness! 🤪 Whether it's being a professional procrastinator or a champion of awkward situations, we all have our own special kind of awfulness to bring to the table. Embrace it with a grin and a shrug! 🙃"

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