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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.
I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.
Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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5 months ago
Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Commentary:
"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"
5 months ago
Share →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Commentary:
"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the blissful slumber of a burdened soul! 😴💤 Who needs sweet dreams when you can have a guilt-induced nap instead? 😅👶 #Sleeplikeababy"
5 months ago
Share →: Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Commentary:
"👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"
5 months ago
Share →: “Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Commentary:
Sure thing! Here's a witty response for you: "When you see 'baby on board', it's like a polite way of saying 'please speed up, we have a tiny VIP on board!' 🚗👶💨 #NeedForSpeed"
5 months ago
Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"