Funny backyard quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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