Funny backyard quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

  Commentary:
  Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mysterious husband move! 🤣🪚 Can't go wrong with a little bit of suspense in the relationship, right? Just don't accidentally start a horror movie plot in your backyard! 🔪😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

  Commentary:
  🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person is taking the term "growing in a relationship" quite literally! 🍅🌱 Who knew heartbreak could be so nourishing for the garden? Talk about turning emotional baggage into literal fruits of labor! 🤣 #RelationshipGoals #LoveGrowsInMysteriousWays

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"

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